06 7 / 2014

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

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06 7 / 2014

06 7 / 2014

brothasoul:

browningtons:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

im officially too old for this website

brothasoul:

browningtons:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

im officially too old for this website

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06 7 / 2014

crazyress:

roboboners:

rifa:

Tumblr started a petition to shut down 4chan

-slowly covers face-

guys…..

image

oh my god this is incredible

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06 7 / 2014

rainbow-foxy:

sixteenyearoldfeminist:

zion2005:

oratorasaurus:

zacharias-king:

toplessdeviant:

zacharias-king:

oratorasaurus:

Circumcision of boys or girls is genital mutilation.
And it really needs to hold weight with the law and the courts as a sex crime.

No offense….but really?!?! Come on people…you need to stop making a big fucking deal out of every little thing. I’ll admit I’ve never heard of female circumcision, but I don’t see the problem with circumcising boys. Not even the fact that it’s an age old tradition for most religions (not that I really care) but also it’s just more sanitary for a boy to be circumcised. I can only imagine what a hassle it would be to clean an uncut penis, not to mention as a gay man, I don’t find an uncut dick particularly appealing visually. So no, it is not genital mutilation, it is not a sex crime, it is just something that some people do and others don’t. JFC! 

Okay, let me just preface this with “nothing personal” because this is a debate you just need to hear. It’s one thing to argue for circumcision just because it is a tradition, but take other regions: in Europe, only 10% of babies are circumcised. Studies actually found that it is more pleasurable and more comfortable for the man to have foreskin because it adds lubrication and protection. But you are right that it is easier to keep clean. I think although it is a cosmetic surgery, circumcision of males should be the choice of the parent who has a penis.
Female mutilation is a whole additional problem and is a lot more of a cultural problem. Female circumcision removes the clit and therefore the one organ that functions to give her sexual pleasure. This is completely immoral, as it is done to “purify” women for ethnic/religious reasons. Obviously never by her choice. There are a lot of risks, especially since it is usually done in the girl’s preteen years. There is no question that this is a validation of human rights. It’s horrifying.
Male circumcision is debatable, I suppose. Since most things humans do these days are far from “natural” anyway. But traditions need to be evaluated. Are they really justifiable? What are the roots of such acts? Religion? Oh.

Ok, I will admit I had not heard much about the female mutilation debate, I’ve been a bit out of political/human rights news as of late. But thank you for filling me in, I appreciate it. You know me Zoe, I am never one to argue on the side of religion, I’m almost always arguing against it, and I agree that what people do in the name of religion is deplorable, I just won’t go so far as to say male circumcision is deplorable as well

Surveys have shown that the main reason people choose to circumcise in America is because the father had it done to him, and he wants the son to be like him. That’s vanity. The vast majority of medical organizations in the world with a policy on circumcision are outright against it. Including:
Swedish Pediatric Society (they outright call for a ban)
Royal Dutch Medical Association calls it a violation of human rights, and calls for a “strong policy of deterrence.” this policy has been endorsed by several other organizations:
The Netherlands Society of General Practitioners,
The Netherlands Society of Youth Healthcare Physicians,
The Netherlands Association of Paediatric Surgeons,
The Netherlands Association of Plastic Surgeons,
The Netherlands Association for Paediatric Medicine,
The Netherlands Urology Association, and
The Netherlands Surgeons’ Association.
College of Physicians and Surgeons of British Columbia

This procedure should be delayed to a later date when the child can make his own informed decision. Parental preference alone does not justify a non‐therapeutic procedure…. Advise parents that the current medical consensus is that routine infant male circumcision is not a recommended procedure; it is non‐therapeutic and has no medical prophylactic basis; current evidence indicates that previously‐thought prophylactic public health benefits do not out‐weigh the potential risks.…. Routine infant male circumcision does cause pain and permanent loss of healthy tissue. |

Australian Federation of Aids organizations They state that circumcision has “no role” in the HIV epidemic. TheGerman Association of Pediatricians called for a ban recently.
The German Association of Child and Youth Doctors recently Attacked the AAP’s claims, saying the benefits they claim, including HIV reduction, are “questionable,” and that “Seen from the outside, cultural bias reflecting the normality of non-therapeutic male circumcision in the US seems obvious, and the report’s conclusions are different from those reached by doctors in other parts of the Western world, including Europe, Canada, and Australia.” (scroll to page 7 for the English translation.)
The AAP was recently attacked by the President of the British Association of Paediatric Urologists because the evidence of benefit is weak, and they are promoting “Irreversible mutilating surgery.”
The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Saskatchewan has taken a position against it, saying it is harmful and will likely be considered illegal in the future, given the number of men who are angry that it was done to them and are becoming activists against it.
The President of the Saskatchewan Medical Association has said the same (link above).
The Central Union for Child Welfare “considers that circumcision of boys that violates the personal integrity of the boys is not acceptable unless it is done for medical reasons to treat an illness. The basis for the measures of a society must be an unconditional respect for the bodily integrity of an under-aged person… Circumcision can only be allowed to independent major persons, both women and men, after it has been ascertained that the person in question wants it of his or her own free will and he or she has not been subjected to pressure.”
Royal College of Surgeons of England

“The one absolute indication for circumcision is scarring of the opening of the foreskin making it non- retractable (pathological phimosis). This is unusual before five years of age.”…”The parents and, when competent, the child, must be made fully aware of the implications of this operation as it is a non-reversible procedure.” |

British Medical Association

it is now widely accepted, including by the BMA, that this surgical procedure has medical and psychological risks. …. very similar arguments are also used to try and justify very harmful cultural procedures, such as female genital mutilation or ritual scarification. Furthermore, the harm of denying a person the opportunity to choose not to be circumcised must also be taken into account, together with the damage that can be done to the individual’s relationship with his parents and the medical profession if he feels harmed by the procedure. …. parental preference alone is not sufficient justification for performing a surgical procedure on a child. …. The BMA considers that the evidence concerning health benefit from non-therapeutic circumcision is insufficient for this alone to be a justification for doing it. |

Australian Medical Association Has a policy of discouraging it, ad says “The Australian College of Paediatrics should continue to discourage the practice of circumcision in newborns.”
Australian College of Paediatrics:

“The possibility that routine circumcision may contravene human rights has been raised because circumcision is performed on a minor and is without proven medical benefit. Whether these legal concerns are valid will probably only be known if the matter is determined in a court of law …..Neonatal male circumcision has no medical indication. It is a traumatic procedure performed without anaesthesia to remove a normal and healthy prepuce.”|

Royal Australasian College of Physicians

Some men strongly resent having been circumcised as infants. There has been increasing interest in this problem, evidenced by the number of surgical and non-surgical techniques for recreation of the foreskin.|

ON that note, 74% of Australian doctors overall believe circumcision should not be offered, and 51% consider it abuse. Circumcision used to be common in Australia, but the movement against it spread faster there than America, where rates continue to drop.
Royal Australasian College of Surgeons I like this one especially. It’s a detailed evaluation of the arguments in favor of circumcision, They note that during one of the recent trials in Africa, the researchers claimed there was no loss of sexual satisfaction, when in fact there was. But the RACS called them out:

“Despite uncircumcised men reporting greater sexual satisfaction, which was statistically significant,Kigozi et al (2008) concluded that adult male circumcision does not adversely affect sexual satisfaction or clinically significant function in men.” In general, they discuss how there’s no evidence to support it.

The Norwegian Council of Medical Ethics states that ritual circumcision of boys is not consistent with important principles of medical ethics, that it is without medical value, and should not be paid for with public funds.
The Norwegian Children’s Ombudsman is opposed as well.
The Denmark National Council for Children is also opposed.
And recently, the politically appointed Health minister of Norway opposed a ban on circumcision, yet the ban was supported by the Norwegian Medical Association, the Norwegian Nurses Organization, the Norwegian Ombudsman for Children, and the University of Oslo.
Swedish Association for Sexuality Education published this guide that talks about circumcision, in a pretty negative way. not an official advocacy policy but it makes it fairly clear. it also mentions the frenulum is sexually sensitive, and helps prevent infection by blocking fluid from the urethra; the frenulum is often removed in an infant circumcision, yet easier to leave intact if an adult is circumcised.
this study shows significant harms to men’s sexual ability and satisfaction after circumcision.
And here’s a list of medical literature proving the dangers.
Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
Circumcision linked to alexithymia
The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
Circumcision has negligible benefit
Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
Anyone who supports this rather despicable practice is directly and justifying the mutilation of infant boys (which kills roughly 117 every year). And they have the gall to say that we are contrived in our outrage, because it can’t possibly be as bad for men as it is for women.

I disagree with this… I was circumcised and my penise looks fantastic

Congratu-fucking-lations on being happy with your penis. 
I do not have a penis. I have not come across many penises in my life. I literally have no preference for cut or uncut. However, that does not matter. What matters is that circumcision is costly and extremely difficult to reverse, has very little medical benefits for the majority of kids, and even without all these sources it’s not hard to realize that it’s much easier to get a circumcision later in life than to reverse the circumcision. 
Circumcision is a lasting body modification. I think it’s way easier to teach a kid how to clean a dick than to snip off a part of it. Sometimes it’s a medical necessity, and I’m not debating on the basis of that. When it’s done purely for cosmetic purposes, it’s an unnecessary procedure with some very real and serious consequences. 
We can decide to put a tattoo on every baby who is born. Some might grow up to like and it and decide that they’re glad to have had the procedure when they couldn’t remember the pain. Life is great for those people, and it’s fine for the ones who are indifferent about it. However, for the rest who don’t like the tattoo for whatever reason, they need to pay out of pocket for their laser removal process, which is a pain in the ass. Therefore, wouldn’t it make sense to not give any tattoo to anyone and just let them wait to make their own decisions?
I’m against infant circumcision outside of medical necessities because it unrightfully infringes upon a person’s right to decide what happens to their genitals. Religion or cosmetic preferences cannot trump that. 

Let me rephrase because many are stating this as the only pro:
Being circumcised is nOT cleaner or easier to clean. It isn’t. It is just as easy to clean your dick uncut as cut. BUT being cut dOES put you at risk of tons of problems, including the glans drying out and getting all alligator-skin-y.

I don’t mean to be graphic, but I’ve been with guys of both levels of intact…ness, and the guy who had an intact foreskin found most sex acts painful because his glans was so sensitive. He wished that he had been circumcised. Also, being cut DOES make it easier to clean. Especially if you are lazy about hygiene, in which case it can get infected. 

rainbow-foxy:

sixteenyearoldfeminist:

zion2005:

oratorasaurus:

zacharias-king:

toplessdeviant:

zacharias-king:

oratorasaurus:

Circumcision of boys or girls is genital mutilation.

And it really needs to hold weight with the law and the courts as a sex crime.

No offense….but really?!?! Come on people…you need to stop making a big fucking deal out of every little thing. I’ll admit I’ve never heard of female circumcision, but I don’t see the problem with circumcising boys. Not even the fact that it’s an age old tradition for most religions (not that I really care) but also it’s just more sanitary for a boy to be circumcised. I can only imagine what a hassle it would be to clean an uncut penis, not to mention as a gay man, I don’t find an uncut dick particularly appealing visually. So no, it is not genital mutilation, it is not a sex crime, it is just something that some people do and others don’t. JFC! 

Okay, let me just preface this with “nothing personal” because this is a debate you just need to hear. It’s one thing to argue for circumcision just because it is a tradition, but take other regions: in Europe, only 10% of babies are circumcised. Studies actually found that it is more pleasurable and more comfortable for the man to have foreskin because it adds lubrication and protection. But you are right that it is easier to keep clean. I think although it is a cosmetic surgery, circumcision of males should be the choice of the parent who has a penis.

Female mutilation is a whole additional problem and is a lot more of a cultural problem. Female circumcision removes the clit and therefore the one organ that functions to give her sexual pleasure. This is completely immoral, as it is done to “purify” women for ethnic/religious reasons. Obviously never by her choice. There are a lot of risks, especially since it is usually done in the girl’s preteen years. There is no question that this is a validation of human rights. It’s horrifying.

Male circumcision is debatable, I suppose. Since most things humans do these days are far from “natural” anyway. But traditions need to be evaluated. Are they really justifiable? What are the roots of such acts? Religion? Oh.

Ok, I will admit I had not heard much about the female mutilation debate, I’ve been a bit out of political/human rights news as of late. But thank you for filling me in, I appreciate it. You know me Zoe, I am never one to argue on the side of religion, I’m almost always arguing against it, and I agree that what people do in the name of religion is deplorable, I just won’t go so far as to say male circumcision is deplorable as well

Surveys have shown that the main reason people choose to circumcise in America is because the father had it done to him, and he wants the son to be like him. That’s vanity. The vast majority of medical organizations in the world with a policy on circumcision are outright against it. Including:

Swedish Pediatric Society (they outright call for a ban)

Royal Dutch Medical Association calls it a violation of human rights, and calls for a “strong policy of deterrence.” this policy has been endorsed by several other organizations:

The Netherlands Society of General Practitioners,

The Netherlands Society of Youth Healthcare Physicians,

The Netherlands Association of Paediatric Surgeons,

The Netherlands Association of Plastic Surgeons,

The Netherlands Association for Paediatric Medicine,

The Netherlands Urology Association, and

The Netherlands Surgeons’ Association.

College of Physicians and Surgeons of British Columbia

This procedure should be delayed to a later date when the child can make his own informed decision. Parental preference alone does not justify a non‐therapeutic procedure…. Advise parents that the current medical consensus is that routine infant male circumcision is not a recommended procedure; it is non‐therapeutic and has no medical prophylactic basis; current evidence indicates that previously‐thought prophylactic public health benefits do not out‐weigh the potential risks.…. Routine infant male circumcision does cause pain and permanent loss of healthy tissue. |

Australian Federation of Aids organizations They state that circumcision has “no role” in the HIV epidemic. TheGerman Association of Pediatricians called for a ban recently.

The German Association of Child and Youth Doctors recently Attacked the AAP’s claims, saying the benefits they claim, including HIV reduction, are “questionable,” and that “Seen from the outside, cultural bias reflecting the normality of non-therapeutic male circumcision in the US seems obvious, and the report’s conclusions are different from those reached by doctors in other parts of the Western world, including Europe, Canada, and Australia.” (scroll to page 7 for the English translation.)

The AAP was recently attacked by the President of the British Association of Paediatric Urologists because the evidence of benefit is weak, and they are promoting “Irreversible mutilating surgery.”

The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Saskatchewan has taken a position against it, saying it is harmful and will likely be considered illegal in the future, given the number of men who are angry that it was done to them and are becoming activists against it.

The President of the Saskatchewan Medical Association has said the same (link above).

The Central Union for Child Welfare “considers that circumcision of boys that violates the personal integrity of the boys is not acceptable unless it is done for medical reasons to treat an illness. The basis for the measures of a society must be an unconditional respect for the bodily integrity of an under-aged person… Circumcision can only be allowed to independent major persons, both women and men, after it has been ascertained that the person in question wants it of his or her own free will and he or she has not been subjected to pressure.

Royal College of Surgeons of England

“The one absolute indication for circumcision is scarring of the opening of the foreskin making it non- retractable (pathological phimosis). This is unusual before five years of age.”…”The parents and, when competent, the child, must be made fully aware of the implications of this operation as it is a non-reversible procedure.” |

British Medical Association

it is now widely accepted, including by the BMA, that this surgical procedure has medical and psychological risks. …. very similar arguments are also used to try and justify very harmful cultural procedures, such as female genital mutilation or ritual scarification. Furthermore, the harm of denying a person the opportunity to choose not to be circumcised must also be taken into account, together with the damage that can be done to the individual’s relationship with his parents and the medical profession if he feels harmed by the procedure. …. parental preference alone is not sufficient justification for performing a surgical procedure on a child. …. The BMA considers that the evidence concerning health benefit from non-therapeutic circumcision is insufficient for this alone to be a justification for doing it. |

Australian Medical Association Has a policy of discouraging it, ad says “The Australian College of Paediatrics should continue to discourage the practice of circumcision in newborns.

Australian College of Paediatrics:

“The possibility that routine circumcision may contravene human rights has been raised because circumcision is performed on a minor and is without proven medical benefit. Whether these legal concerns are valid will probably only be known if the matter is determined in a court of law …..Neonatal male circumcision has no medical indication. It is a traumatic procedure performed without anaesthesia to remove a normal and healthy prepuce.”|

Royal Australasian College of Physicians

Some men strongly resent having been circumcised as infants. There has been increasing interest in this problem, evidenced by the number of surgical and non-surgical techniques for recreation of the foreskin.|

ON that note, 74% of Australian doctors overall believe circumcision should not be offered, and 51% consider it abuse. Circumcision used to be common in Australia, but the movement against it spread faster there than America, where rates continue to drop.

Royal Australasian College of Surgeons I like this one especially. It’s a detailed evaluation of the arguments in favor of circumcision, They note that during one of the recent trials in Africa, the researchers claimed there was no loss of sexual satisfaction, when in fact there was. But the RACS called them out:

Despite uncircumcised men reporting greater sexual satisfaction, which was statistically significant,Kigozi et al (2008) concluded that adult male circumcision does not adversely affect sexual satisfaction or clinically significant function in men.” In general, they discuss how there’s no evidence to support it.

The Norwegian Council of Medical Ethics states that ritual circumcision of boys is not consistent with important principles of medical ethics, that it is without medical value, and should not be paid for with public funds.

The Norwegian Children’s Ombudsman is opposed as well.

The Denmark National Council for Children is also opposed.

And recently, the politically appointed Health minister of Norway opposed a ban on circumcision, yet the ban was supported by the Norwegian Medical Association, the Norwegian Nurses Organization, the Norwegian Ombudsman for Children, and the University of Oslo.

Swedish Association for Sexuality Education published this guide that talks about circumcision, in a pretty negative way. not an official advocacy policy but it makes it fairly clear. it also mentions the frenulum is sexually sensitive, and helps prevent infection by blocking fluid from the urethra; the frenulum is often removed in an infant circumcision, yet easier to leave intact if an adult is circumcised.

this study shows significant harms to men’s sexual ability and satisfaction after circumcision.

And here’s a list of medical literature proving the dangers.

Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity

Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties

Circumcision linked to alexithymia

The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission

Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence

There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV

Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure

Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis

Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits

Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae

Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue

Circumcision has negligible benefit

Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma

Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life

Circumcision linked to psychological trauma

Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior

Anyone who supports this rather despicable practice is directly and justifying the mutilation of infant boys (which kills roughly 117 every year). And they have the gall to say that we are contrived in our outrage, because it can’t possibly be as bad for men as it is for women.

I disagree with this… I was circumcised and my penise looks fantastic

Congratu-fucking-lations on being happy with your penis. 

I do not have a penis. I have not come across many penises in my life. I literally have no preference for cut or uncut. However, that does not matter. What matters is that circumcision is costly and extremely difficult to reverse, has very little medical benefits for the majority of kids, and even without all these sources it’s not hard to realize that it’s much easier to get a circumcision later in life than to reverse the circumcision. 

Circumcision is a lasting body modification. I think it’s way easier to teach a kid how to clean a dick than to snip off a part of it. Sometimes it’s a medical necessity, and I’m not debating on the basis of that. When it’s done purely for cosmetic purposes, it’s an unnecessary procedure with some very real and serious consequences. 

We can decide to put a tattoo on every baby who is born. Some might grow up to like and it and decide that they’re glad to have had the procedure when they couldn’t remember the pain. Life is great for those people, and it’s fine for the ones who are indifferent about it. However, for the rest who don’t like the tattoo for whatever reason, they need to pay out of pocket for their laser removal process, which is a pain in the ass. Therefore, wouldn’t it make sense to not give any tattoo to anyone and just let them wait to make their own decisions?

I’m against infant circumcision outside of medical necessities because it unrightfully infringes upon a person’s right to decide what happens to their genitals. Religion or cosmetic preferences cannot trump that. 

Let me rephrase because many are stating this as the only pro:

Being circumcised is nOT cleaner or easier to clean. It isn’t. It is just as easy to clean your dick uncut as cut. BUT being cut dOES put you at risk of tons of problems, including the glans drying out and getting all alligator-skin-y.

I don’t mean to be graphic, but I’ve been with guys of both levels of intact…ness, and the guy who had an intact foreskin found most sex acts painful because his glans was so sensitive. He wished that he had been circumcised. Also, being cut DOES make it easier to clean. Especially if you are lazy about hygiene, in which case it can get infected. 

06 7 / 2014

redheadedmadness:

castleisaidlegs:

darladeville:

watchtheright:

iwasboredsohereiam:

takingshotswithjustinbieber:

freewriterandnaturelover:

eversolightly:

There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!

The Last Bookstore
Los Angeles, California

This place is on my bucket list to visit.

this is the only place i buy books from anymore ((and im going there tomorrow i need some new trashy romance novels)))

cool fact: up on the second floor, 1 book only costs $1. and the amount of cool books up there is endlessssss. so if you have $5 to spend well lucky you

This place looks, like it smells sssoooo gggoooodd

Going.

Also going here!

Someone take me there and I’ll love you forever.

I’ve been there and they not only have books but little art and sewing/stitching classes and small art gallery thingies up on one of the higher floors.
Fun fact: the building used to be a bank and they have this actual vault that, if closed, will not open again and in the vault they keep all the crime novels and it’s super fucking rad

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06 7 / 2014

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

image

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06 7 / 2014

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06 7 / 2014

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06 7 / 2014

funnyfacesplace:


angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

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